Gadget pentru CM Africa de sud.

Sau din categoria ce porcarii mai inventeaza  olandezii,  iti prezint ultima inventie in materie de gadget-uri pentru CM 2010 din Africa de sud. AFRICAMAN. (da stiu, si prima mea reactie a fost, wtf ? ) 

Adica mai exact, daca nu iti permiti sa mergi in Africa de sud si sa iti inchiriezi propriul tau sclav, care sa te poate de colo colo, in spinare. Acum nici nu trebuie. Noul Africaman vine echipat cu doua gauri in care sa iti bagi picioarele (sunt pantaloni, da), si garantat ai micul tau negru care te poarta pe unde vrei tu… 

Un must have pentru orice fan al lui hitler, mic nazist in devenire sau cei care ar vrea sa traieasca in 1800. 

Mai jos e un clip pentru a vedea cat mai bine functionalitatile depline ale acestui gadget:

via telegraaf

Anunțuri

I’m a gipsy ! Not !

Ascultam ieri la servici la radio, ultima piesa a Shakirei, am schimbat canalul, dupa o jumate de ora aceasi piesa…

I’m a gipsy, bla bla, i will steal your clothes… bla bla

Nu stiu de ce (ba stiu, dar nu va zic) , dar am impresia ca piesa asta nu va avea acelasi succes si in Romania, Bulgaria, Serbia etc

Adica, imaginati-va putin pe cineva care canta ” I’m a gipsy ” …

Acuma na, s-ar putea sa ma si insel , si pe de alta parte s-ar putea sa prinda chiar bine la pitzipoance si cocalari .

South Park, in Amsterdam.

Incepand cu luna aprilie, canalul Comedy Central Olanda va difuza o varianta reala a serialului „South Park”, intitulat „The real South Park ”  .
Filmat in Olanda, in Amsterdam, serialul se vrea o copie a „south park” jucata de personaje reale, adica copii olandezi in rolurile lui Stan, Kyle, Cartman si Kenny si care sa ofere o replica la cultura olandeza in binecunoscuta maniera „South Park”.
Serialul va fi in engleza , cu voice-over-ul asigurat de catre actori americani.

Apropo, South Park e difuzat de 13 ani, daca va vine sa credeti .

Nu sunt cel mai mare fan insa unele episoade sunt chiar misto, si chestia asta ma facut putin curios, asa ca ramane de vazut.

Si da ! ” Oh my god they killed Kenny , Those basterds ! ” va fii si in varianta noua .

Did you just fart?

I bet everybody had at least one embarrasing moment when he farted in front of his partner, and wanted to die in the same very moment.

Neadless to say, how many times we try to cover the fart up with laughting, coughing or by walking away.. :),

And our partner of course to ignore it or be polite by pretending it didn’t happen.

And why is all this covering for?

We all know we fart, no matter that we lock ourself in the toilet we all know what is happening there.

 

I actually think farting in a relationships is kind of endearing.

Because it shows ” hey , I feel so comfortable with you , I don’t have any problem farting in your presence „

Think about it, for a second, before you judge your partner next time !

If you were there, and he/she farted,  he/she must love you very much.

So when do people start to feel so comfortable as to fart in front of eachother?

Does it really take a lot, to get so comfortable with somebody so you actually start being yourself.

I mean when you are home alone, in your room , do you have a problem with farting?

So why do we hide, in a relationship I mean , sooner or later it will come out, as we are not perfect .

We go to so much trouble to hide it , when probably u might have just done it right now, while reading this article .

So let me ask you, Did you just fart ? (don’t answer that)

Better tell me what is your fart moment, would you like to share it with us, under complete cover of anonymosity ? 

Eather way here are some facts about farting that you probably wanted to know .

http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_on_farts.php

” This article was written in cooperation with my gf, and it is meant not to be taken (to) seriously „